Table day

The day of the week when you lay the table and eat dinner at it, instead of sitting on the couch in front of the TV.

"Did you see the 6 o'clock news last night?"
"No, Thursday is my table day"

by flynnmorgan November 8, 2021

day pat

to get drunk in the daytime

on saturday, we should get on a day pat.

by Q Zais June 1, 2013

Kiss day

Kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend

Um, hey would you like a kiss its national kiss day

by Vsjfidkwbcuxuwhebcudbeb October 29, 2019

Leap Day

The day that needs to be there only every four years because of the time that builds up yearly. Those who are born on it have a dilemma of when to celebrate their birthday(If they even do unless it is Leap day.)

“I was born on Leap Day.”

“So are you 4 or are you 16?”

by Bats_and_such November 15, 2019

Skipper Day

Me and my mates were bored so we decided to make a special day cuz why not - The day is on the 8th of December and its when u can basically do watever u want like kicking boys in the nuts, punching anyone, flooring atleast 2 people, hitting everyone that has a new cut, shouting and being weird and wearing a mask cuz of the corona shit ;)))

'Yo, happy skipper day'

'Wat's that?'
'A special day when i can hit u and be a dumb hoe ;))'

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020

Raoliuntine’s Day

The best holiday ever - basically like if Christmas, Chanukah, and Veteran’s Day had a baby and raised it together in a gingerbread house.

Happy Raoliuntine’s Day!

by Raoliuntinesdayobserver February 13, 2023

Day Hoes

Self absorbed poolside cabana sluts that take IG selfies of their assets in bikini's / thongs, while drinking white claws and hunting for rich flexing bros.

Their species range are heavily found in the Summer at all poolside DJ events in Las Vegas and Scottsdale.

Day Hoes can always be found partying at all major summer seasonal events such as Memorial weekend, 4th of July, and Labor Day.

by JohnTesimo July 27, 2019