Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.
I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.
by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021
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95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.
The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.
by Powerlated October 11, 2018
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citizen science

A three-week, intensive introduction to the sciences for all first-year undergraduate students at Bard College.
Citizen Science sends students into a state of boredom that very easily leads to suicidal behavior.
by 69bridge January 09, 2011
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science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.
Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016
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