testichickling

When your bawls itch so much to the point where you have to do the pinch and twist method to relieve it.

Bro I'm totally testichickling right now, can I borrow your hand for a moment?

by Sunae September 28, 2022

Tested Positive

Having a big dick

Marty tested positive... for having a big dick

by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022

Testicle Tingler

When you look at or see a hot sexy girl who you would like to get intimate with and your getting aroused making your testicles tingle.

Jen... what's up with you?
Jez... I've been checking Holly out and she's giving me a testicle tingler.

by The Plumber Jezza J October 26, 2022

TESTI-FACTS

HAVING A TESTIMONY WITH FACTS TO PROVE

TATIANA HAS TESTI-FACTS THAT LAVINIA IS A EXCELLENT COOK

by The swirl November 8, 2022

Testicle Shotgun

A shotgun that's a testicle.

Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.

by korbloc_dragonte March 22, 2023

Testicle Oath

The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.

Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."

by Chac Culling March 23, 2023

TesticalTomfooleryDungleButton

The act of cracking a man's testicles open like an egg, and then cooking the insides into a dish. Then said dish will be served to the testicle owner.

Josh, "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BALLSS?!??!?!?"
Jamal, "I don't know, but here is some ancient eggs for you."
Josh, "Thanks"
Jamal, "TesticalTomfooleryDungleButton"

by r8fkegd9emode83d April 18, 2023