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by Twilight fucker May 7, 2018

Twilight

A paranormal romance movie about flashy vampires, emo werewolves, and a dense as hell protagonist. Previously a romance novel that was written at a fifth-grade level targeted towards girls who are into that shit. If someone you know falls victim to this series, they will probably be able to recite entire pages and quotes from the book, and will make you listen to all of it.

Twilight fan: “Twilight is soooo good. My world is Twilight. Edward is so hot,”
Normal person: “Wait, but isn’t that kinda like… romanticizing your food?”
Twilight: “SHUT UP YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT!”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

Twilighting

Blurting out insane or obscene gestures while in between states of consciousness.

"Pterodactyls they're the only dinosaur that smells like that." Damn bro are you twilighting again?

by Aryan Barbarian December 16, 2023

Post Twilight Stress Disorder

when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever

UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018

Twilight White

Pretty much self explanatory. Use in reference to someone who is very pale.

See example for futher explanation.

Guy1 "Dude, Did you see that girl?"
Guy 2 "No, why?"
Guy 1 " ..that girl was Twilight White"

by SittingDuckLou January 10, 2010

Twilight

Twilight is a series of four vampire-themed fantasy romance novels by American author Stephenie Meyer. It charts a period in the life of Isabella "Bella" Swan, a teenage girl who moves to Forks, Washington, and falls in love with a 104-year-old vampire named Edward Cullen. The series is told primarily from Bella's point of view, with the epilogue of Eclipse and Part II of Breaking Dawn being told from the viewpoint of character Jacob Black, a werewolf. The unpublished Midnight Sun is a retelling of the first book, Twilight, from Edward Cullen's point of view. The novella The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, which tells the story of a newborn vampire who appeared in Eclipse, was published on June 5, 2010 as a hardcover book and on June 7 as a free online ebook.1 The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide, a definitive encyclopedic reference with nearly 100 full colour illustrations, was released in bookstores on April 12, 2011.2
Since the release of the first novel, Twilight, in 2005, the books have gained immense popularity and commercial success around the world. The series is most popular among young adults; the four books have won multiple awards, most notably the 2008 British Book Award for "Children's Book of the Year" for Breaking Dawn,3 while the series as a whole won the 2009 Kids' Choice Award for Favorite Book.4

for the people who hate twilight fine. but hate twilight in your head WITH OUT TRASHING IT!!! i mean it is an opinion wwhether or not twilight is boring or great. so keep ur inappropriate opinion 2 ur self. if it was so boring then why r u wasting ur time trash-talking it?

by Twilight Fan and proud of it March 5, 2013

Twilight

The best book ever written! Edward will steal your heart! Alice will become your dream best friend! Must watch movies and read books!

People who know what a good book is: twilight is the BEST thing EVER written! I wish Alice was my best friend!

People who know what a good movie is: twilight is the best movie EVER! Edward stole my heart!

by Twilightfan February 25, 2021