Mudguard Head

A slang term (Australian) given to a person with little or no hair upon their head.

MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.

Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.

Hey ya fuckin Mudguard Head, how's your father Yul Brunner.

by Opiumtrail of Australia April 6, 2010

Head Cranker

See "Cranker" and add a girl who does just anybody; a girl known for giving head; a girl who does sexual favors for money; a girl who does boys and girls just for laughs and attention

She sucked mines nigga! Didn't you know she was a head cranker?

I saw your mama last night on the corner dawg, when she start "cranking heads"?

by Lil KK October 8, 2003

head sock

An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.

1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?

Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.

2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.

He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.

He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.

He asked me "did you see my face?"

"No, but the wife did"

by itseggtime January 21, 2021

Oopsie head

when you are giving oral/vanilla sex to the wrong person

"I went to a party with my boyfriend, and after a few drinks, I gave oopsie head."

by vicgin July 22, 2015

peep-head

Someone who is a bit of a marshmallow head, slightly airy, but is basically a sweet person.

That was a nice gesture, but he was a peep-head for doing that.

by RGword April 7, 2015

Fap head

A person who is addicted to masturbation.

Fap heads are usually porn addicts as well.

by skinnySinner January 10, 2015

Head Clinic

Similar to head doctor

A woman who has retained a P.H.D. in oral sex. Head clinic is where she does it to everyone around like a doctor see patient's in a clinic.

Shes running a head clinic on the whole football team

by Greasymonkey September 28, 2018