Tired

When someone is washed up, annoying, and can't fight for more than 15 seconds because they getting old.

Sukihana: I will knock you the fuck out you tired ass hoe! Bitch you tired you can't fight for 15 seconds I can go for 45!

by Boojaynahhhh January 26, 2024

poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.

"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"

by Paddy4200 May 21, 2021

Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.

Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.

by SomeRandomGayGuy January 13, 2019

Tired

The feeling only Marc Tan Wen Kiang gets to feel when he has to do anything beside breathe.

"Sumomo : Have you met Marc recently? , Meowlennial : He said he is tired and doesnt have time."

"Day starts , Marc Tan when he opens his eyes : " Im tired" "

by Sozbro April 15, 2023

Tired

When u are exhausted and need some rest to refill ur energy

Hey I’m tired-then go to sleep

by Aubreyfox15 July 4, 2022

Man Tired

When a man is too tired to bust a nut.

I tried to beat my meat tonight, but im man tired.

by The Man That's Tired November 5, 2025

Burnt tire fart

AKA BTF. Toxic and Smokey. Bad for the environment. Banned in 48 states including Costa Rica and Puerto Rico

Brad's Burnt tire fart was so bad he had to use mouthwash to get the taste out of his own mouth.

by anonymous December 12, 2024