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road rules

The common courtesies extended by drivers to one another; the ethics of the four-way stop; philosophy of turn signals
1. Man, he didn't even signal! Doens't he know road rules?
2. Bastard cut me off! Road rule-ingnorant $^#^%^!@
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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Road Tease

The female equivalent of road head (I.E. a guy fingering you while you both are driving in a vehicle)
He took me home after our date and road teased me the entire way.
by amanduhh_please January 22, 2018
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road rules

a reality television show that originated on MTV that has 6 people live in a motor home, travel, and complete missions such as bungee jumping or eating bugs for money and prizes.
That guy Donell from the show "road rules" really sucks!
by stillettobob July 18, 2003
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Road Pest

Someone who is a bad driver. Can be classified as two types;

1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)

2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)
"I hate driving through that part of the city - it's chock full of road pests!"
by AubCat March 24, 2020
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iron road

Synonym for railways, call so because tracks used to be made from irons
Trains run on iron roads

Iron roads are fun

Iron roads aren’t always made from iron
by I ❤️ baguette 🥖 September 12, 2021
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road wobbler

A vehicle that appears to be unsteady or wobble when going down the road, similar to a pull toy with the wheels offset. Also, a person who is operating a vehicle in a manner that causes the above appearance.
John is very unsteady on his bike, he is a real road wobbler.
by gdawd49 August 1, 2009
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Road Slice

When a girl is giving you road head and you accidentally hit a pothole... and she has braces...
"I had to go to the ER the other day"
"What happened?? Are you okay?"
"Not good, man. I was driving with Sarah the other night and she gave me a road slice."
by Alex'sMomHasGotItGoinOn November 22, 2022
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