Unshaven Shrimp Hole

A poorly maintained, likely has an odor, unwashed snatch. Used as a slanderous term against another man in an internet fight.

Watch out, or else I'll be coming for your girls Unshaven Shrimp Hole.

by Loselfuego February 24, 2022

Shrimp

A word to describe a short hoe that always wears pink, also something that should be eaten immediately, if you know of a person that is a shrimp, EAT THEM TO PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY!

Other well known fact is that shrimps are usually teenage girls, or a gay boy that isn't noticed by any of their family so they take it out on their own friends and end up having none because they are GARBO!

Example:

Maxine: YOU WERE TALKING TO BRITANY, WOAH SHE'S A TOTAL BITHCH!

Tiffany: Yeah, totally bitch, might as well call her a shrimp, she always wears pink....what a hoe!

Britany: YEAH? WELL IMMA GO FUCK MYSELF, AND TRY TO GET MY PARENTS TO REMEMBER MY NAME!! (runs to bathroom crying)

by Fudalbutts February 13, 2018

Dookie shrimp

Alternatively “Cool man” mostly pertaining to someone getting drunk or high

Friend: I’m gunna get fucked up this weekend

You : dookie shrimp

by Not me I think April 2, 2024

Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

by MasterData November 11, 2021

Shrimping

A common response to depression and/or gender dysphoria which involves curling up nake on one’s bed with the lights turned off to simulate the simple lives of shrimp in depths of the ocean.

“Hey Jordan what’s u-“
“Don’t bother me, I’m shrimping”

by iabast February 13, 2024

Cleaner shrimping

Remembering only the good things about a person or situation and forgetting all the bad.

You are cleaner shrimping everything about this toxic relationship!

by Choxy January 19, 2025

shrimp cage

The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.

See definition: lobster cage

Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”

Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”

*(Not) Dave bursts through door*

(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”

Linda: “This is my brother...?”

by Not Dave. June 2, 2020