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The Gooch

Shameless, S10E10: Fold the scrotum and it sticks together. With the right testicular configuration, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that.
From S10E10 of Shameless, Frank tells the cop about an unusual place to stash drugs, "Fold the scrotum and it sticks together, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that."
by PrettyLittleBambi May 9, 2021
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Devils gooch

That smell in the morning when you itch the gooch and sniff your finger
My devils gooch smells mad this morning.
by Sloth2677 March 19, 2022
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Simracer's Gooch

The awful condition that occurs when unfit simracers exert themselves heavily while driving, and after a few too many laps in a pressure situation they succumb to the flood. A shower and some fresh underwear is the only cure for this affliction.
Someone call an ambulance for Michael, he's just done a triple stint chasing down the leader and he's dying from simracer's gooch.
by doodle127 March 21, 2022
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karen peck gooch

look her up, she is the best person out there. she has a voice of an angel. she's kind but I'm biased cuz she Is like a grandma love you kp <3
by Erin sue March 28, 2022
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Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.
Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.
by I’m really him July 27, 2021
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gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot
Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!
by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022
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