To approach a girl during sex whilst shuffling across the carpet in socks to generate static electricity, once your dick, in the sock, touches her anus, it shocks her leaving a burn mark on her chocolate starfish.
“Last night he gave me a charged creeper, I still feel it when I walk!”
“I gave my girl a charged creeper two weeks ago, and she still says it’s burning!”
“I gave my girl a charged creeper two weeks ago, and she still says it’s burning!”
by Nutfw March 23, 2024


1. Aw man, so we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side-side to side.
2. This task, a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night, diamonds tonight.
3. Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, oh, no, it's you again, i can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes-eye-eyes.
2. This task, a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night, diamonds tonight.
3. Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, oh, no, it's you again, i can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes-eye-eyes.
1. 'Cause, baby, tonight, the creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again, 'cause, baby, tonight, you grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain).
2. And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'. 'Cause, baby, tonight, the creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again (Stuff again-gain)
2. And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'. 'Cause, baby, tonight, the creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again (Stuff again-gain)
by Sub2pewds399 August 27, 2019

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 May 13, 2020

stop being a madar creeper.
When you find your boyfriend under your bed a day before the wedding: saala madarcreeper
When you find your boyfriend under your bed a day before the wedding: saala madarcreeper
by Raeemdacreeper June 6, 2021

by Chocoboman November 4, 2019

Creeper:...
Me: YAY!!! Diamonds!
Creeper: are you sure about that... HHIIIIIISSSSSSSS
Me: NANIIIIIII!!
Creeper: TACTICAL NUUUUUUKEEEEE!!!
Me:fuck fuxk fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!
My items: disiperioso
Lava: *takes items* there mine nooooow
Me: * destroys computer* IIIIII QUIT!!!
Me: YAY!!! Diamonds!
Creeper: are you sure about that... HHIIIIIISSSSSSSS
Me: NANIIIIIII!!
Creeper: TACTICAL NUUUUUUKEEEEE!!!
Me:fuck fuxk fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!
My items: disiperioso
Lava: *takes items* there mine nooooow
Me: * destroys computer* IIIIII QUIT!!!
by Solar reader June 14, 2019
