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bullshit whistle

Blowing the bullshit whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. When a person knows a statement or story is total bullshit, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. It’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarrassment for the liar can be maximized.
Todd: “Yo’, Chris. I heard you and Rabbit went to the club last night. How was it?”

Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”

Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”
by Orphanmaker July 11, 2011
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Psychobabble Bullshit

by Mega nutter October 2, 2023
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Bullshit

A British term word: A very vulgar word of nonsense or gibberish using expressing anger hatred or hostility towards someone or something
Bullshit
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Bullshit

The definition of bullshit is Mallarie. If you don't know what it looks like just look at her.
by Baseball31 July 6, 2017
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bullshit stain

A neck beard, fedora wearing, weeaboo watching my little pony gets so excited over one scene that he literally shits himself, just a little. And that one shit rubs off on his underwear and stays there. That is the bullshit stain.
"Hans, you are a bullshit stain."

"Yes. Yes I am."
by a literal butt September 14, 2015
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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natur og bullshit

basicly two 8 year olds youtube video
hey dude did you see natur og bullshit
yea man best movie ever
by E god January 7, 2021
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