by Kemp- Nipper January 30, 2017
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by Tinytim84 October 14, 2022
Get the alaskan tomato plant mug.When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree
Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
by drfermi April 26, 2021
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by Wet wiper October 16, 2021
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Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020
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"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"
by ThatOneExOfKaitlyn March 10, 2019
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