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Alaskan Clam Juice

A woman's pussy juice when it freezes
My old lady's Alaskan Clam juice was so frozen solid i had to chisel my dick out.
by EthanDicktaterBerkowitz October 15, 2020
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Alaskan Icy Gorilla

When you get beaten by wet sand because your sister have a twin but you got confused so you fucked her dad.
"Yesterday I committed an Alaskan Icy Gorilla by mistake"
by URMOMSLOSTGORILLA March 17, 2022
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Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze

When during the final stages of intercourse, the man completes his orgasm inside his partner's anus, then loweres his face in time for his partner to produce flatulance. This ejects semen combined with fecal matter (Doo-Doo butter) onto the man's face, resulting in a similar appearance to a snowy, speckled, large-footed, mythical mammal.
Last night, Schmidt gave his boyfriend an Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze for his birthday.
by Fitzalicious June 6, 2018
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Alaskan Fire Dragon

When you give her the ol' razzle dazzle in the mouth then right when you get "there" push her head towards your dick and whisper in her ear "I have herpes" then cum shoots out her nose like Alduin from fucking

Skyrim. Alaskan Fire Dragon
I gave my 8 year old sister an Alaskan Fire Dragon this morning.Alaskan Fire Dragon
by Dayton_C December 6, 2017
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Alaskan King Crab

When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.
by AsparagusPiss November 23, 2019
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Alaskan Snow Club

When you go to Alaska and fuck a bitch in a igloo. Then you nut on the walls of the igloo and make her lick it
Dude i really wish i could do the alaskan snow club
by GiggaMyNigga September 23, 2023
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The Alaskan Choke-Hold

To complete the "Ice Bath Challenge" while masturbating.
"Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"
by ThatOneExOfKaitlyn March 10, 2019
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