cut the mullet

Words of advice directed towards someone who possesses a mullet, made popular by legendary musician Wesley Willis.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you are sick of looking like an asshole. Cut the mullet!

by TheRabidRhino November 30, 2003

cut the carpet

to sever all ties, to break off all relations with (someone)

When my best friend betrayed me by sleeping with my wife, I cut the carpet between us.

by soy_sauce June 10, 2010

cut friend

fuck buddy - a platonic friendship that involves occasional sexual intercourse.

"You still hooking up with your cut fried?"

by B December 3, 2003

Cutting Muffins

A euphemism for farting. Similar to cut the cheese or baking brownies.

Everyone thought the smell was just Greg baking brownies, when in actuality he was cutting muffins.

by eeyore57 September 3, 2004

telephone cut

A cut, usually with an ox, that is curved from one's ear to their upper lip. This represents a telephone. Can also be a verb; the act of giving someone this type of cut.

"She came up out that fight with a telephone cut, yo! That bitch got *bleep*ed up!"

"I'ma telephone cut that ho!"

by KK From Around the Way May 14, 2005

cutting a loaf

Squeezing one's anus to "snip" the excrement that is leaving your bowels.

when a poo is dangling and you squeeze your anus to make the exiting poo drop it is known as cutting a loaf.

by coindealercornwall.co.uk April 14, 2015

Full Cut

A measurement of weed usually enough to go the whole way across a ziploc sandwhich bag...its usually less then 1/2 inch.

Colin: Damn dude im too poor to afford a full cut of headies.

George: Its all good just get a full cut of Mids.

by BigZ Pimpin October 26, 2008