Stink Mitten

The name given to one's hand after it has accidentally or purposefully acquired a repulsive stench; often by running it between one's own (preferably) clammy ass cheeks, or by doing a bad fart on it.

Hey, smell my stink mitten.

by Daniel Tate January 31, 2008

Steinker

(noun) commonly referred to as a: wide-open ass-crack, or a nerdy white trash gangbanging motherfucking teacher dick sucker.
(verb) To Steink: is to eat fecal matter. Or is to engorge one's mouth with a cock.

"That steinker really sucks up to his english teacher."

"Dude, he just steinked!"

"Yo, his just finished steinking his cock."

by Peter Tan December 18, 2008

sprinkle monkey

A derisive name given to the new guy at the ice cream shop that isn't yet allowed to operate the cash register or even scoop ice cream. He/she is only allowed to add toppings such as sprinkles to a cone that a senior employee has already scooped.

Fatty: Hey dude can i get some sprinkles on that peanut butter chocolate fudge lard two scooper?
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.

by Spandangler May 12, 2009

Stink Mud

Typically a type of shit you would be taking if you had just got done drinking all night and eating Mexican food. Be careful of suspicious gas and stomach aches, the stink mud can really sneak up on you.

Man I'm about to go return some stink mud to the earth mother

by Cocksadong August 10, 2009

stinkabation

the act of masturbating while taking a crap.

There are some days when you will take part in a single stinkabation, but some days you will end up doing multiple stinkabations.

by cp21 November 2, 2009

stink leg

Not washing the penis after sex

Man, I hooked up with that chick, but I didnt have time to shower. No Ill be rock'n stink leg all day!

by Tom Skarret December 16, 2009

Stink Pouch

A place to store your weed

Dude I was talking to my teacher and that dankest smell was coming from my stink pouch

by Samuelthecreator February 16, 2012