bust a spring

To have hard sex on a bed made with springs. If done hard enough you might "bust a spring".

Guy 1: I'm gonna bust a spring with amy tonight!
Guy 2: NIIIIIIIICE!

by Jizzle99 October 7, 2016

spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)

"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters

Donald Trump ran for president out of a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America.

by Sexydimma September 3, 2017

spring love

That relationship that only lasts for a season or a short time

Person 1 “Man, I wish that relationship lasted longer”
Person 2 “Well, even Spring can’t last forever. The seasons have to change eventually. Spring love I like to say”

by ThatWizardGuy November 27, 2024

Saint Mary’s Springs

A catholic high school in fond du lac full of snobby rich kids who plays in low divisions and recruits kids from west bend and Milwaukee so they can say their sports teams are good when they’re no better than campbellsport or mayville. Any parent with a brain who cares about their child will rather have them go to campbellsport and become a hick rather than send their kid to springs.

Person1: “Did you actually send your child to Saint Mary’s Springs?”
Person2: “Yes.”
Person1: “Wow you must really hate your kid.”

by Jtizzey23 November 22, 2021

Spring

Is a bad bitch don’t let a nigga tell her what to do and is a great girlfriend all boys can tell there mom about me and bitches are jealous

Spring is Never jealous over a nigga I already had so go fuck yourselves bitch

by 5stargirl23! March 22, 2025

Sanitaria Springs

The most boring town on the outskirts of binghamton. There is seriously nothing to do here, basically if you live here you get high and drunk every weekend or go to turkey parties at the local fire station. The church is the cool hang out. Pathetic.

What are you doing this weekend?
Getting high at the church by my house.
Oh, you must live in Sanitaria Springs.

by stfu549 October 19, 2009