Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

by captain manly December 5, 2012

manual spam

where you keep sending random messages to someone you hate by composing and sending. It can be about anything as long as you send that person a ridicolous amount of messages.

Friend: hey bro what the fuck u always keep sending me these stupid messages and filling up my inbox

You:manual spam sucks don't it.

by Pothsot44 October 27, 2008

Spam-risked

When you're fighting and wanna block him, but he got that good dick so you change his name in your phone to Spam Risk

I spam-risked him.

by Cricket 78 July 19, 2022

Spam

An account used to post things that are unwanted on a main account. (back-up account)

girl 1 *does something weird-ish*
girl 2: omg you can't take us anywhere! :p
girl 1: girl please! you should see my spam account! haha

by whatisapseudonymjustsayusernam February 14, 2021

Spam bot

A robot made of the canned meat "spam" that spreads the canned meat "spam" onto people's personal computers and devices

Rob: yo bro a spam bot just spread spam on my phone
Jess: no way man

by Poosayprettay May 14, 2023

SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.

I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.

by X7MCB January 25, 2025

Bottom Spam

When someone of a particularly submissive or 'bottom' nature becomes flustered over text message and spams their keyboard.

Person 1: (Complements person 2)
Person 2: skghalkfhajkfhkadlgj (This is an example of 'Bottom Spam')

by Jester1NZ January 12, 2023