Small peen vibes

The evolved brother of big dick energy. Doesn’t penetrate and hurt you, it sort of wafts over you. Describes a person confident in his big dick who doesn’t need to externally express it.
Jack is the least douchey guy I have met, I love his small peen vibes.
by Aknee September 10, 2019
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small dog theory

Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.
"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."
by PhinTheHumanZ February 03, 2018
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Small Bar Syndrome

Due to the lack of potential partners at a dead bar, everyone begins hitting on the same person, regardless if they are sexually attractive or not. (Similar to "Beer Goggles")
"What happened... Why did we stay at Pete's for so long?

"Man it was Small Bar Syndrome, that girl was not hot."
by Luna82 December 31, 2021
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Small Pet Select

Small Pet Select is a rabbit website specializing in hay, pellets and other goods such as hay mixes. When you have a rabbit, it's best to order from Small Pet Select. Their hay, once ordered, is cut and shipped on the same day. Pellets are shipped immediately as well, and made without pesticides.
Rabbit Owner 1: My new hay just came in from Small Pet Select!
Rabbit Owner 2: Cool!
by Toby Defines Rabbit Words December 17, 2017
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small ass energy

When a girl is super highclass she has a small ass. When she is beefing with you for no reason. Shes on her period and has a small ass.
Girl: omg who are you and why do u talk to me.
Boy: small ass energy
by aeqs January 09, 2021
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small oven syndrome

Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.

Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.
by FlexThoseMuscles May 25, 2023
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small weiner clan

first you have to submit a picture to our weenie analyzers. then they look for small weiners. no veins. no blue balls. and you must donate 10k everyday
by UD_samboi May 04, 2022
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