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Tallahassee Water-Slide

First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.
I'm goin to the gay bar, gotta get some dikes to set up a Tallahassee Water-Slide.
by aoighlkd April 3, 2009
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cincinnati slip and slide

when a slip and slide is erected and men along the side coat the slide with their fluids. a female (preferably hot) then proceeds to slide down the slide.
Shit man, you shoulda been at that party! we set up a Cincinnati slip and slide. it was sick!
by eschew June 15, 2008
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Kermit Sewer Slide

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutal… and toxic.
by Darkheath September 6, 2021
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Rhode Island Slide

To roll through a stop sign, or intersection without coming to a complete stop.
Nobody ever stops completely at the four way intersection on Wilbur Avenue in Cranston. They just keep doing the Rhode Island Slide...
by 99dakota October 19, 2018
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Bloody bud slide

The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.
Hey bud, meet me at the moon winks hotel, I got you a "bloody bud slide".
by P-nut butt-er falcon December 13, 2019
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human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.
After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.
by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015
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Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.
Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023
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