Skeet Stouche

Semen spread across the upper lip that forms a "moustache" made of ejaculate.

" I pulled out my cock and released my load over her top lip, producing a thick Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016

Skeet Slapped

To slap someone in the face with a used condom.

Jimmy got Skeet Slapped by Robby after he poked his girl.

by NORCALSTONER June 24, 2011

Skeet Slap

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.

Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.

by Infant Boner March 29, 2016

Skeet nigga

A man who is loose with his sperm or semen. Will sleep with or have sex with any or many women and will cum inside of them without staying with them. Think the rapper Future.

That dude is a skeet nigga. He always trying to knock up hoes.

by Darinthereal January 17, 2022

Lake Skeet

The bubbles that form on the shore of a lake.

Quit throwin lake skeet at me!

by Zander155 July 26, 2008

skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work

Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks

by mr dangling March 18, 2016

Fanboy Skeet

The mysterious substances, stains and splotches that can be sometimes found in/on used video games, video game instruction manuals and video game cases.

I wanted to borrow Modern Warfare 2 from him, but there was so much Fanboy Skeet on the disc that it'd take turpentine to clean the stains off.

by Dr. Funktopus December 22, 2009