Skeet Slap

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.

Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.

by Infant Boner July 5, 2016

Skeet shooter

When the male is about to ejaculate, but plugs the whole. Once enough pressure is built up, he aims for the eye. He then uncovers the hole and shoots.

I tried the skeet shooter last night on my girlfriend, I’ve never had it come out so fast.

by DirtymaxHD January 25, 2022

Skeet rag

A rag used to mop up ones 'skeet' after waxing the dolphin (cum, jizz)

Don't blow your nose on that thats my skeet rag

by Yeetyeetbigfella February 14, 2019

dirty skeet

An unhygienic, unclean and mischievous young person

Look at young Martins unclean face, he's a dirty skeet

by Pedro Niños April 4, 2016

Skeet nigga

A man who is loose with his sperm or semen. Will sleep with or have sex with any or many women and will cum inside of them without staying with them. Think the rapper Future.

That dude is a skeet nigga. He always trying to knock up hoes.

by Darinthereal January 17, 2022

Air Skeet

The act of miming the motion of a male masturbating, and continuing said act with the motions of hypothetically projectile-ejaculating towards a specific target.

...did you just air skeet at me?

by Fiaro October 29, 2010

Skeet weld

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.

Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.

by Matt_DII August 3, 2016