Skeet weld

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.

Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.

by Matt_DII August 3, 2016

Air Skeet

The act of miming the motion of a male masturbating, and continuing said act with the motions of hypothetically projectile-ejaculating towards a specific target.

...did you just air skeet at me?

by Fiaro October 29, 2010

Skeet rag

A rag used to mop up ones 'skeet' after waxing the dolphin (cum, jizz)

Don't blow your nose on that thats my skeet rag

by Yeetyeetbigfella February 14, 2019

dirty skeet

An unhygienic, unclean and mischievous young person

Look at young Martins unclean face, he's a dirty skeet

by Pedro Niños April 4, 2016

Skeet Yeet

Another word for a one night stand, a quicky and go.

Did you stay the night with Shanice? Nah son, I skeet yeeted that hoe!

by BUTTMAN STAN January 23, 2022

Skeet shooter

When the male is about to ejaculate, but plugs the whole. Once enough pressure is built up, he aims for the eye. He then uncovers the hole and shoots.

I tried the skeet shooter last night on my girlfriend, I’ve never had it come out so fast.

by DirtymaxHD January 25, 2022

skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work

Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks

by mr dangling July 21, 2016