A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")
"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."
by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024
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what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute
Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.
by Dramat1c November 02, 2020
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Sit Arounds

To sit around a plate (with drugs on it - usually mdma or cocaine) in a group.

Similar to seshing, but usually with MDMA or Cocaine.

Often happens before going out.

Not to be confused with 'afters'.
We are just at 'sit arounds', come over.

I don't want to get stuck at 'sit arounds'. I want to go out.
by Linkimo August 20, 2023
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Sit on a face day

Today, Thanksgiving, is the only day in November a guy can nut, so why not enjoy it by getting your face sat on?
Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
by A.Kur November 23, 2023
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Sit on a face day

Every Thanksgiving, girls have to sit on a guys face for at least five minutes
Eric:Happy thanksgiving guys, I’m heading over to my girlfriends house
Bobby: Why?
Eric: Isn’t it obvious? It’s Sit on a face day idiot.
Bobby: Oh, I gotta head over to my girlfriends as well then
by A.Kur November 23, 2023
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Sit Dan

To be a lazy bastard like danny and "Sit Dan all day and do no work"
Hey youve done no work go sit dan for abit you might aswell
by Lazyworker August 03, 2021
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boyfriend-sitting

When your partner has a need to hire someone such as a friend, to temporarily entertain you.
Hey Stacy, can you babysit Frank on skype for a little bit. Thanks for boyfriend-sitting
by frankjameso February 15, 2014
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