Shrek

A massive green ogre who resides in a swamp with a donkey, scaring anyone who'se got the stupidity to set foot in it.

Ogres are like onions -Shrek

by BubbleBob_ June 8, 2022

Shrek

The hottest ogre to ever be seen by light. Correction, one of the hottest living things to be seen by light

person one:"OMG its shrek😍😍😍😍😍😍"

person two:"Wow, hes so hot, I want to have little babies with him cuz he's so hot"

by Tweek_coffee July 14, 2023

Shrek

Shrek is a being from space he saved many lifes and of course the onions he always was there .He was also in a anime ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP0a27UWy8k so yeah praise shrek and all the onion army

Shrek: 私はそれをやった私はすべての玉ねぎを救った

by Noah The SHrek April 29, 2019

Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.

She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.

by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022

shrek

shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.

Gangsta 1: DUDE- do you know my boyfriend… shrek?

Gangsta 2: that is gay.

Gangsta 1: no…….

by shrek my bf December 31, 2022

Shrek

Being a misunderstood personwho in reality is very powerful

Bob may seem lame at first sight but he is very Shrek

by Thanos has more toys than you August 10, 2019

PS1 Hagrid x Shrek

the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect

Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original

by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj June 27, 2022