second choice joyce

Is a woman/girl that is chosen last after hours when the bar/club closes.

Well all the goodones are gone, not all of them slim, take old second choice joyce there.

by Donna C February 4, 2006

Second Hand Semen

The residual effects of a blowjob still remaining upon a womans lips in the immediate hours after said blowjob.

So your friend got a blowjob on the way to meet you, and you know this. And when she goes to kiss you on the cheek after dinner you step back quickly because you dont want any of your friends second hand semen from her lips, and or mouth to reach any portion of your skin.

This happens to Larry David in season 7, episode 2 of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

by RNail June 3, 2010

Second Mile

When you are already poor and someone fucks you in the butt.

That kid got second miled, you can't ask "where were the parents?" cuz he had none. No parental supervision means that little boy is going to butt fuck town (population his tiny butt).

by Sleezy Johnny November 15, 2011

second gear

An idiom that indicates a person, machine, circumstance, etc. who elevates efficiency and performance regarding an individual pursuit.

Ex: Ryan: Dude, did you do the history exam yet?
Matt: Shit, man, I totally forgot. I'm going to have to get a second gear if I want to finish it on time.

Ex: Craig: I'm going to be late to work! Does this car have a second gear?
Taxi Driver: What the hell does that mean?
Craig: Just Urban Dictionary it.

by PublicServantForTheHomies May 13, 2020

the second decade

The term referring to the years 2010 - 2019. We had the 70's , 80's, 90's, ought's and now we have "The Second Decade"!

Happy New Year everyone! Welcome to the Second Decade!

by cityguychicago December 31, 2009

Montfort Secondary School

Montfort Secondary School is the definition of budget. The classroom doors havent been changed ever since its creation and the CCAs no funding except for Softball coz softball kids have rich parents. Fucking alot of yps that think they the big shit especially lower sec, they small nerd looking mfs that think they can whack senior with their stick like body. Discipline masters also like little cry babies that will give discipline case for the smallest things.

Jack : What school you go to?
Tom : Montfort Secondary School
Jack : You confirm got small kuku
Tom : yes

by bigppsexoffender August 21, 2021

Williams-worth Secondary

The shittiest school in the entire bloody UK. Populated by drugged up rich-boys and sluts with big money. Everyone there should be sent to fokin slough, try and live there for a day.

Williams-worth Secondary is the worst fucking school in the UK

by Darthbubbaaa January 6, 2019