science

the easiest way to define it is leash

leash is science

by leashsums January 11, 2021

Science Friction

The act of rubbing two bodies together to create three.

They wanted to have children, so they decided Science Friction was the best way.

by Light and Sweet November 16, 2021

Science underground

An illegal practice where scientists or people with scientific knowledge in secrecy conduct illicit and brutal experiments that violate both federal and state law, along with violating the Geneva convention’s regulations. Some participants are rumored to kidnap humans and steal pets and livestock in order to conduct their illegal experiments. So basically mad scientists of the modern day

Don’t go out after dark you might become the next victim to a participant of the science underground

by OldDogg November 13, 2021

San Francisco Science Fair

When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.

"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"

by bakeddeepfriedbeans January 23, 2024

science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.

Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research

by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016

Bill nye the science guy

A god in science.

He is a scientist who explains subjects in science via jokes.
He is amazing.

teacher: "Okay children who do you want to watch?"
student:"Bill nye the science guy!"

by a person ok? October 29, 2021

Science

WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT SCIENCE YET. Science is my love, science is my life. A world without science is a world without love. Math has nothing on science.

Science. Science. Science. Science. Science.

by CoinDude3.0 September 28, 2022