Scandalous slut

A whoresome individual that takes indiscriminate advantage of any/all situations to satisfy her own sexual motives.

April really wanted to straddle Chris's bologna pony, so the scandalous slut waited till his wife was out of town, then she left her snail trail all over his disco stick.

by Zero2None September 20, 2016

sandy caterpillar

when two people have intercourse in a sand box . One man slaps the lady in the face after ejaculating leaving a sandy imprint on the womens face.

Oh jane wipe that sandy caterpillar off your face.

by thesouthwillrise July 19, 2016

sandy crab cake

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.

Amity loves sandy crab cakes!

by Sandycrabcakes-r-us June 8, 2016

sandycrank

When your on the beach and you get a handjob but sand gets on your dick.

Melissa gave john a sandycrank at the beach.

by Johnarndt May 11, 2016

sandy crack

When you are at a place with lots of sand and it gets in your ass crack.

Dude! I got a sandy crack while at the beach!

by [e-mail] May 11, 2016

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016