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Smurfed

Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.
“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now
by Cazz February 10, 2021
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SMURF

A popular acronym used as an insult among youths that stands for "Small Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck". A sibling to the commonly used "DUFF", SMURF is a little more insulting and up to date with the current slang. SMURFs are usually men who help their friends pull by giving advice to their bitches of interest, while having no bitches of their own.
Girl 1: "What were you doing talking to that guy, do y'all have a thing??"
Girl 2: "Omg no wtf he's just my SMURF!"
by Sexybaby669 November 3, 2022
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Smurf Puss

After a long holiday weekend the water level in the portable toilet is so high when she sits down the blue water stains her cooch.
Nancy didn't look before she sat down in the port-a-potty & now she has Smurf Puss!
by Timmers05 September 1, 2025
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smurf cat

"In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."
by momdestroynr.69420 October 25, 2023
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Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022
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smurf

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.
Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed
by much_professional June 29, 2018
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Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue
Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.
by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020
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