Skeet Slap

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.

Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.

by Infant Boner July 5, 2016

Skeet sweeper

A man's mustache. Like cookie duster or dick broom.

That guy who sucked me off had a sweet skeet sweeper.

by Jason mcgregor March 4, 2021

Skeet shooter

When the male is about to ejaculate, but plugs the whole. Once enough pressure is built up, he aims for the eye. He then uncovers the hole and shoots.

I tried the skeet shooter last night on my girlfriend, I’ve never had it come out so fast.

by DirtymaxHD January 25, 2022

Skeet shack

Adult book store, theater, house of bromance or video arcade

Joe found true love in the sticky video cubicles of the local skeet shack.

by Dopalectic September 7, 2018

Skeet weld

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.

Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.

by Matt_DII August 3, 2016

skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work

Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks

by mr dangling July 21, 2016

Beef-skeet

A malformed vagina. One that doesn’t have a medical issue, but is noticeably wrong.

Beware that bitch, heard she has beef-skeet.

by Clicker clack August 27, 2019