seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 29, 2023

Diarrhea’d the seat

When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.

Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.

by frogggdogg November 10, 2021

Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle

Toilet seat killer executed

by tenzla June 22, 2021

Flagged your seat

Meaning you done messed up; you messed your spot up

Yo you done flagged your seat with that shit.

by Shaymber February 22, 2021

backseat seat

A seat in the back but backwards

Aw man Shawn, let’s ride in the backseat seat in the 1963 dodge station wagon!

by Amanda the master December 24, 2017

Beat Down from the Seat Down

Innuendo. This refers to sexual contact... Typically masturbating.

"He got beat down from the Seat down"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

seat time

The time an angler sits on a boat (or bank) sport fishing.

Though it's Winter and cold, I still manage to get in some seat time. Fishing is my passion!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 18, 2024