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Salmon

Female who is extremely talanted and active during sexual intercourse.

Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.
Justin: Dude, you did the horizontal hokey pokey with Jessica? That girl has to be a salmon.

Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.
by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010
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salmagundi

A cold tasty snack composed of various meat substances. Often prepared with a vinger dressing.
My friend served a mighty fine salmagundi for supper last night.
by Sweeta55 June 28, 2006
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crusty salmon

crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger
"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."

"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"
by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009
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Salman

A fucking prick fish that thinks he is funny and would have been banged by a big dick muscular man called lil spark in the alley and also a fish that has a small dick
Omg look at that Salman isn't he ugly and the worst hopefully big dick lil spark that gets all the girls will deal with him
by Cyclops1234561 June 20, 2019
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Salma

A friend how is smart but also quite dumb but nevertheless a good friend. A bit stupid but most people ignore tht as they often simp for her. Very, very stupid.
Salma is an idiot
by SAlmasalem October 2, 2020
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Salisbury University

A wonderful school, a beautiful campus, and a place anyone could call home. Its close to ocean city too!
by dfhhfsfhjvxc November 18, 2019
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Traveling Salesman

Getting a hand job while you're walking, usually in a public place. Masturbation doesn't count, ever. If you're jogging it has to be a blow job, otherwise you're not really trying.
Yesterday I was walking to Nordstroms, I saw Joel on the way. We gave each other a traveling salesman. Then we turned it up a notch; the running rebel. It was so awesome.
by DJ Beat Nutz April 25, 2009
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