Retardedsyndromemiosis

An elite form of retardation..

(created by K.Cook)

The young boys mother snorted so much cocaine during her term that her son was born with Retardedsyndromemiosis.

by de la cook April 23, 2010

Retarded Surprise

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

by J a w s h October 29, 2010

Retardeder

When someone acts more retarded than they usually do.

Stephanie is acting retardeder today than she did yesterday when she hit my car.

by blah888888 September 9, 2011

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retardiculous

Something or set of circumstances that is ridiculous to the point of retardation. It implies that only someone who is mentally challenged would accept/impose it.

"First my boss tells me to do one thing then after I've accomplished it, he tells me to undo it and do something else completely. I've spent my whole day working for nothing. It's retardiculous."

by Ryuzakilicious October 21, 2011

Retardednes

The supreme act of being absolutely retarded. Very rare and uncommon.

Ben: Have you realized that Mr. Farrell doesn't know our names and he's known us all year?
Dylan: Only one word can describe Mr. Farrell: Retardednes

by TheCompetitionWinner April 20, 2012

Retarded booty

When ones booty is constantly jiggling even after the person has stopped moving.

Haley has a retarded booty

by Seniornegro August 8, 2013