Mr. Reading

1. To throw a huge trantrum.
2. Something old, run down, decrepid.

1. "Mum chucked a total Mr. Reading this morning..."
2. "That car is so Mr. Reading."

by Terri-ann May 5, 2006

Reading, Massachusetts

The most boring, shit town in all of Massachusetts. An utter joke and complete fail of a suburb.

Dude from Wakefield: Duude I'm still stoked from that beast partayy, what did u do friday night?

Me: Weelll, I live in Reading, Massachusetts

Dude from Wakefield: Ohh SUX MAN

by phillipsgurrl June 29, 2010

harsh realities

lyk when someone is being 2-face and harsh about another person

'dat gyal stinkz init'
'harsh realities'

by wifey rocka June 11, 2008

Reality Shifting

A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.

Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!

by Funkychicken42 July 17, 2022

Reading in the Park

An entertaining pastime, where one goes to a park for an hour to an afternoon with a slightlty-significant other (a fwb works excellently) and keep up the facade of enjoying a good book in each other's company, but in fact taking most of your time to make out, etc.

Yeah mum, I was reading in the park with David, sorry I didn't call.

by FavFemAnon April 29, 2011

reaking

1.) To smell of something strongly for a short period of time.

When you smoke a cigarette and the smell stocks to your clothes.

"I'm tired of you reaking of cigarette smoke"

by _adventuresam September 24, 2013

Reading

A code word for the act of masturbating in front of ones partner on web cam when other sexual acts are not possible

Sarah and I were reading last night on Skype and it made me want her sexy body so bad.

by Adude72 December 9, 2008