i'm not puting a dick on you

a sentence wich is said in israel, while being mad at someone.

boy 1: i hate you
boy 2: oh really?
boy 1: yeah, i hate you so much that i'm not puting a dick on you!

by kosto September 22, 2008

shit-posting

posting on a forum or site while taking a shit.

"Zack was shit-posting on the toilet."

by steverogerific March 8, 2015

Pushing Daisies

1. The action of bending down and extending force with one's hands onto a little yellow flower known as a daisy, 2. The action of smoking marijuana with two friends over the age of 15 while in a mid construction house at 7:50 p.m. on a Thursday night.

1. Hey dude watch me bend down and extend force with my hands on this little yellow flower known as a daisy. 2. C'mon my glipglops lets push some daisies in that house that's under construction tonight. Pushing Daisies

by KJBdefinitions January 15, 2018

pushing a wet sock

A flacid, useless and/or impotent dick.

A nuetered dog who attempts to hump a bitch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard.

She wanted more, but his attempt to penetrate was like pushing a wet sock, so they pulled out the dildo, instead.

by C.S. Me July 17, 2007

pasting

to root someone beyond senseless

"How did Watto go with that chick last night"
"He gave her an absolute pasting"

by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006

Putting the hurt on her

When you raw dog a girl in gangbang and cum in her eye with the force of a fire hose

He and the bois were putting the hurt on her last night

by I got the face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 14, 2021

Pushing 🅿️

A real nigga that get money, don’t fuck wit goofies, and will smack the bs outta his sister if he need to.

I’m pushing 🅿️.

by Dictionary Editor January 19, 2022