Purple Wizard Pwnage

Utterly owning someone in Super Smash Bros. Melee using the character Ganondorf. By using his Warlock Punch or Warlock Grab to defeat an opponent, you are entitled to scream, "OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?"

Me-::uses Warlock Punch, wins match::
Friend: Fuck!
Me:OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?

by Sexy James April 7, 2004

purple nasty

n. Snake bite and black, snakey b, fighting juice etc.

An intoxicating mixture of cider, beer and blackcurrent (preferably cheap, not Ribena).

Best made with ludicrously strong scrumpy and Tenants' Super.

Mate, let's hit the purple nasty and get proper cunted.

or,

Fuck, dude, look at that vom! He's totally been on the purple nasty!

by denzille May 16, 2005

Purple helmented warrior of love

A male reproductive organ

Your mother could not take her tongue off of my purple helmented warrior of love!

by The Velvet Hammer May 13, 2006

Purple-Headed yogart slinger

A more insulting way to say dick

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

by Shithead June 18, 2006

purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.

(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.

by brother zone September 27, 2010

Purple potato

When a man wraps string or fishing wire around the tip of his penis until the blood stops flowing through it and it becomes purple

Friend:how was your date?
Guy:she was crazy!
Friend:how?
Guy:she made me give myself a purple potato!

by GDAWAFFLeMan May 23, 2016

purple drank

Purple Drank is an illegal recreational drink popular in the Southern United States rap community, whose main ingredients originally consisted of prescription strength cough syrup, containing codeine and promethazine, and either a carbonated soft drink (generally Sprite) or fruit juice.

Candinehsia was sippin on some purple drank.

by imabeast6463 September 4, 2010