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prison plumber

Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.
He was the best prison plumber in the yard.
by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023
mugGet the prison plumbermug.

prison

You: Bro, you excited about our prison sentence ending in two days?
Your Friend: Prison sentence? We never went to prison.
You: I'm talking about school, dumbass!
Your Friend: Oh yeah, I'm so excited about that prison sentence finally ending after 18 years.
by VeeTHis December 12, 2017
mugGet the prisonmug.

Prison Postal

The defensive then aggressive attitude insecure ex-convicts take when dealing with the real worlds problems. Directly associated with the size of the chip on some ones shoulders. Any degree of adversity can trigger this show of stupidity derived from the lack of understanding of how much their friends really care. Commonly associated with acts of kindness mistaken as criticism about an ex-convicts abilities at anything.
Not normally associated with physical violence, but attributed more to verbal defensive abuse.
Every since my bosses son got out of jail, he goes Prison Postal over every little thing in his life. It's worse than asking a Drama Queen how her day was.
by A J V January 14, 2012
mugGet the Prison Postalmug.

Decision Prison

When you are mentally and emotionally unable to make a decision.
Meghan and Nathan could not decide what to do on Saturday night. There were so many options, they fell into a decision prison.
by meggymc September 3, 2022
mugGet the Decision Prisonmug.

Prison tight

when you squeeze your butt cheeks closed so tight nothing is getting in!!!
Tried to have butt sex with my girl but she is prison tight!!!
by memaw reeny July 25, 2019
mugGet the Prison tightmug.

Prison cookie

When you shit in another inmates sink or shit in a box and place it in another cell
I hate that guy so much, I'm gonna give him a nice warm prison cookie
by Bad word creator November 17, 2022
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Prison Pillow

The ass cheeks that Mike Lindell will get to snuggle with at GITMO before his execution.
Flynn backed his ass up, and offered his prison pillow to Mike for comfort.
by Ggtaa September 14, 2022
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