Phantom Menace

So basically your doing a girl in the ass-just before you come you pull your dick out of her ass, spit on her bak, then when she turns around and think your done you come in her face.....

i just Phantom Menaced the shit out of her!!!

by Paul Coffee October 7, 2009

phantom blumper

When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...

Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...

by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009

Phantom text

Feeling your cellphone vibrate in your pocket, even though it's not.

"Why does he keep looking at his phone?"

"The post-break-up stress disorder psychic-dols oodles embody themselves as phantom texts, dude. Give him a break!"

by Cass-y-Uli-that October 12, 2010

Phantom Heart Syndrome

It is a Poetic Phrase connected to Phantom Limb Syndrome (the perception of sensations, usually including pain, in a limb that has been amputated) .The Term depicts about Humans without Heart believing that they have Heart inside , In Short "Activities of a Person with No Heart"

Adolf Hiter suffered with Phantom Heart Syndrome

by Rjv Ernesto December 26, 2011

phantom shit

A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.

I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.

by timboooo September 3, 2006

phantom

you bang a girl in front of a living room window and you have your friend sneak up and take your place...then you go outside and make ur hands into a batman mask and jump in front of the window and then when she realizes and looks back your friend has the batman mask on too

Jackie Leung got phantomed by her boyfriend and his best friend.

by jackie leung February 9, 2007

The Phantom

Banging a drunken passed out female, while telling her "its only dream". Make sure to wear a condom, dispose of it properly or catch a rape charge!!!!!

Robert performed "The Phantom" on Brittany. The next morning she woke up saying "I had the weirdest dream'!

by goatmancfh February 2, 2013