I eat poop for a living

a person or a sussy baka imposter eat poop for money B)

Bob: Hey Tim long time no see! what do you do for a living?
Tim: I eat poop for a living

by I eat dog chocolate July 28, 2021

evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

Someone named Evie farted on your plant then goes outside to poop.

Evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

by Eviepie January 28, 2021

Poop Dealer

A Poop Dealer is a male who sells Poopy in many diffrent colors .
The Dealer typically where a AcDc shirt and skinny jeans with a soul patch and a reciting hair line

Person 1 Imma hit up my poop dealer
Person 2 Damn does he have purple
Person 1 hell yeah he does

by TheEpicPoopDealer June 13, 2019

car poop

That nasty, dirty snow that gets stuck in the wheel wells of your car. Is usually fun to kick off unless its been below zero for days on end...in which case you could end up with a broken toe.

I left a big car poop in the middle of the gas station parking lot.

by milf-mom September 8, 2007

poop

1. a rock solid or slimy peice of matter u can leave in the toilet for kindergarteners to look at.
2. something u call anyone.
3. something little kids think is a very naughty word...

1. "Ew...Chris left a piece of poop that looks like a banana!" "Wats it taste like?" "hold on, let me check."
2. Ryan, ur such a piece of poop.
3. "Aw..poop"

by Chet and Josh July 4, 2006

immaculate poop

n. a bowel movement that leaves one's anus perfectly clean, without a spot or a stain such that wiping is unnecessary

Today is going to be a GREAT day! I just took my morning dump and it was an immaculate poop!

by Smoking Chicken April 1, 2005

Poop Sauce

Diarrhea taking place in the middle of the night.

Yo I had Poop Sauce last night and it was the worst night of my entire life i sauced for 15min straight.

by Mr.Sauce October 29, 2008