Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...

When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.

by LisseteQ106 May 07, 2021

Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.

Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."

by Jpm26 February 19, 2016

Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”

Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.

by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 26, 2023

post-suds

The leftover shampoo one does not rinse out while showering.

Johnny, your post-suds are leaving a jerry-curl soul-glow stain on my brand new couch.

by Jesus Rox! June 29, 2014

post-zinger

Synonym for esprit de lescalier, the perfect witty reply a person thinks of after the opportunity to make it has passed.

"Crap, that post-zinger would have been a great zinger!"

by Krill Mernshen June 11, 2019

Post brake

An unauthorised brake taken after scheduled brake time has ended.

That sandwich at lunch got me so full I had to go on post brake to recover.

by beaner master98 September 09, 2016

post the L

When you or another person lose a game and your friends tells you to “Post the L” it means post the fact that you lost (self explanatory isnt it?)

me: *wins the game*
my friend: *loses*

me:Post the L😭😭
my friend: bruh ok

by s0l4rb00m November 22, 2021