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Poser

A person who pretends to like something to be cool, but actually knows nothing about the subject. They are usually widely hated. They also pretend that there is something different about them just to get attention.
" Omg, you know Maya?"

"Omg yeah, she pretends to like Panic! At the disco to impress Mike. She only knows like one song"
"She's such a poser"
by ShutyourmouthMaya April 20, 2016
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poser

Someone who acts like they can do something when really they just want attention. People who think that by actting like they can do something that everyone else can or cannot do they are instintly popular and/or noticed.
* Bella was being such a poser when she said she was in AV club. She's as dumb as a rock.

* Leo is such a poser. He always acts like he can skateboard but really he can't even do a 360. Even I can do that.
by L01@ July 26, 2009
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Poser

Someone who's got a big mouth and thinks it makes them a wolf (or fox), since wolves do really have big mouths.
The poser had a mouth big enough that you'd think he/she was preying on a few people.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019
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Poser

Someone that is not who they say they are. Someone that tries to discredit a company (UPS, a retailer for examle) because they didn't get as much money as they wanted for something.
The girl was trying to discredit the company to defend her feisty (and false) image. Someone that really is feisty doesn't have to tell people around them often about how feisty they are to get attention or attempt to scare the shit out of people, and anybody that does that, big or small, is a poser.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
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Extreme poser

Someone who always tries to kick somebody out of somewhere or something (or get them kicked out) and look badass while doing it.
The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his her tattoos (and power) to everybody in the group, and told them they must have a death wish by being there at the mall, since nobody was allowed in his/her mall after 5 PM. The extreme poser got off on kicking people out of public places.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
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Poser

Someone that thinks they are a lot spookier/scarier than they actually are.
The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirror, and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself when they looked at her, but they weren't looking at her appearance, they were looking at her spirit, and all they saw was a plain poser that everyone had always been trying to keep from drowning.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
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Poser

Someone who thinks they're making a major statement or changing the world every time they do something an asshole would do, like it's their first time being that way and they have to do/outdo more to prove they are an asshole to other assholes than everybody else.
The poser thought everything he/she said that an asshole would say needed to end up as a quote online somewhere, otherwise people would remember what he/she was like growing up.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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