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Pirate Sex

A rare sex phenomena that rarely occurs naturally within intercourse. You do not necessarily have to be a pirate to engage in pirate sex but you do need a beard.

Pirate sex is when your fucking a girl and when you reach climax you both cum at the same time and you scream ARRRRRR!!!!

Than as she gets blasted, she suddenly grows a beared and screams (in a higher pitched voice) ARRRRRRR!!!!

Then suddenly, you hear a third voice lower than both others (Kinda like a dying, broken-down car engine) mutter ARRRRRRRRR...

This voice must come from a distant male relative whom you did not know was in the residence prior to the beginning of sex.

The aftermath is the most pleasurable experience possibly in the Caribbean!
Girl: Oh randy! Oh randy!!! I wanna have pirate sex!!!

Guy: Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!! *SPLRSH* ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Girl: I love you!!!!!!! *grows beard* ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Relative: ARRRRRRRRR.....
by Beard dawg July 25, 2011
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wounded pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."
by Matt September 1, 2004
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Ass Pirate

A Pirate of the Ass. He roams the ass with his ship (penis) finding treasure and pleasure at the same time.
Josh is an ass pirate. He likes to swab the poop deck with his small pirate penis.
by Garth's Mom November 7, 2007
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Blind Pirate

Similar to the facial. A blind pirate is when a load is let out on someones face and get's in their eye. It can cause extreme irritation!
My bf gave me a blind pirate on NYE. My eye was so bloodshot I considerred an eye patch.
by carrimosa March 25, 2009
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pirate kiss

a kiss where one would push their partner against wall or on ground push hand above their head while making pirate noises.
Girl: the pirate kissing was great

Boy: argh
by clmm November 10, 2009
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Butt Pirate

General reference to male homosexuals. As heard on south park when cartman referred to the term 'fags' as being insulting to butt pirates.
Did you know that Paul is a butt pirate, yes I heard Wendy asked him.
by wolfman69 April 5, 2009
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poo pirate

a male enjoys insert their genitalia into another mans anus
look its that damn poo pirate again
by Cupernicus November 8, 2002
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