I Can't Pick Usernames

I Can't Pick Usernames is a popular website, formed on the blogging platform, Tumblr. It is comprised of various humor-based memes, text posts, videos and GIFs.

"Jim, have are you following I Can't Pick Usernames?"
"You know it, my man!"

by Finn96 November 9, 2014

if i had to pick a dude

This phrase is rather uncommonly used. Males use this as a "no homo" kind of thing when told odd questions like "if you were gay who would you date?".

If I had to pick a dude?

Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon

Peter - If you were gay, who would you date?
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles

Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.

by Scherette May 15, 2018

sergei pick up line

It is basically a really bad pick up line, mostly used by desperate weirdos in an attempt to pick up girls. They are usually taken off of google and copied and pasted into a girl's inbox.

*Phone vibrates*
Text message reads: "I think that you are quite resourceful, intelligent, and wise. Your outer beauty bring out the good will of your soul".

"Wow, Josh is totally using a Sergei pick up line".

by Catlover2312 May 31, 2015

reverse pick-pocketing

Reverse pick-pocketing is in fact the art of placing one's own objects into the possession of another, either for entertainment or a charitable matter. However, the correct, street credible term, is putpocketing.

One of those A.S.P. fools might say, "Some of those damn reverse pick-pocketing pranksters just reverse pick-pocketed me."

by Cousin Ari January 13, 2006

coon-prick tooth-pick

This is a tooth-pick made of the bone from the male racoon's pecker (yes, they have bones in their 'boners').

Many a red-neck, hill-billy and sportin' types use this bone to pick their teeth clean after eating our kill.

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Billy used his coon-prick tooth-pick to work the 'possum meat out of his teeth.racoon dick hill-billy red-neck coon dick dick bone

by Clintzuki November 7, 2011

Monkey Pick Ass

The phrase was came about when a certain Philadelphia radio star, began acting as a monkey doing an impression of the actor James Mason, just moments after being told that the "Putty-Nosed" Monkey can convey verbal concepts. This is a defensive maneuver to fend off predators.

"Quick here comes the cheetah! Monkey pick ass!"

by James Hoagland July 30, 2007

Hot Pick

"Hot Pick" is a phrase coined by a genius to exemplify the act of making a decision that is downright spectacular. This phrase originated from sports betting where the executor of the hot pick made a successful bet usually against the odds. For example during the Super Bowl XLIV between the Indianapolis Colts and New Orleans Saints, the heavily favored Colts gave up -6 pts. A hot pick during this particular game was picking the Saints to win outright without any spread.

"Hot Pick" or the act of "Hot Picking" is loosely used in describing picking good restaurants to eat at, seeing beautiful girls, making good decisions in life, finances, and/or friendships.

1. Good pick on those carna asada fries, that shit was a hot pick.

2. I hot picked the Lakers to beat the Celtics after a 14 point deficit after the first half.

3. John - "Hot pick!!!" after seeing beautiful girl in the G35 coupe next to him

4. What is the hot pick today?

by Hot Picker 310 September 24, 2010