Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

phantom blue balls

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.

Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.

by VerdeBayloties December 09, 2018

Phantom Fever Dream

It's a fever dream without a fever dream. It's when you wake up sweating and everything but you didn't have a dream, although you could've sworn you just had a fever dream.

Guy 1: "Yeah but I'm sick and I woke up at 1AM today."
Guy 2: "Did you have a fever dream?"
Guy 1: "No, but I had a Phantom Fever Dream."

by oliverreal November 23, 2023

Phantom Ruby

The Phantom Ruby is a gemstone that can form illusions that can trick others into thinking something is real.

I used the Phantom Ruby to trick my friend into playing Sonic Forces.

by Sodascho98724 July 18, 2023

Phantom Ruby

A very powerful little stone that is capable of controlling reality, mostly used by Our Lord and Savior Infinite

The Phantom Ruby it's Very Powerful

by TheUndertaker24677 October 14, 2021

Phantom Rod

What she may feel an hour or more after sex.

Damn, that sex was so good, i`ve had phantom rod for 3 hours now.

by Suinbeda November 04, 2011

Phantom Buzz

The feeling of nostalgia or euphoria after consuming a non-alcoholic beverage that closely mimics the taste and aroma of an alcoholic drink.

Man I miss drinking, lets crack open some 0.0% Heinekens and catch that phantom buzz

by ItsmeTrigo January 06, 2025