by mattypatty1013 May 18, 2018
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Get the Love for one's parent(s) mug.Also, if they have kids wrongdoing is less bad. They can always just do what Kristi Noem did after murdering a puppy "I have kids! But I have kids though so you can't destroy my life without destroying their's top right?"
Hym "Well I told you it wouldn't only be the criminals didn't I? So I guess someone else's daughter has to die because it's not super important the schizophrenia isn't real and it's just a thing Sam Sedar and, more broadly, YouTube is doing to people. And yes I put a buffer between me and the rest of you because you are stupid and crazy and think they your kids = you doing whatever the fuck you want, upto on including abandoning reason and manufacturing a mental illness and it LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE LIAM PAYNE JUMP OFF A BUILDING TRYING TO KILL ME. I forgot that parents get to do whatever they want. I do not need to sacrifice myself for your kids. You've quoted everything I've written back to me a dozen times already except you keep omitting the part where I said that you can contact me by way of making a video illiciting me to come forward by name. Now, Sam Sedar apparently has a direct feed and can repeat the things I say aloud in my studio apartment live on his show. You need to get the show on the road here. Why they fuck are you trying to drag this out if not explicitly to torture me? 'But MY KIDS!! MY KIIIDS!!!' They wail. But I'm not just going to leave and ignore the fact I'm stalked, harassed, and harvested for labour. I'm not being a slave to your kids you freak. I'm letting you do what you're doing here. Stop trying to take my freedom away or I will take one of your kids away."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
Get the Parents get to do whatever they want mug.Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."
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Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."
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