Phallic panic

When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape

"Debbie!! stop that!! All that phallic panic you're causing is making half the party fall asleep.

by jdfjhefbs. December 2, 2010

Granny Pantie Waddle

The Granny Pantie Waddle is when a very large woman, likely over 400# (28 stone), shakes her rear end for a show or performance. Women this large have much fat on the rear end that shakes like a magnitude 9 earthquake. The name is derived from the fact that women this large are relegated to wearing granny panties due to their size and for the flexibility that such undergarments offer.

God, look at that large girl do the granny pantie waddle. That's so hot.

by mhu1 October 12, 2012

Personal Panic Lie

When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.

a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"

by idontlikemushrooms December 13, 2012

urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming

"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

by YouLooked December 2, 2014

Comfort panties

Also known as "Period panties" or as "Granny panties". Comfort panties are the underwear that women use when they are moody, on their period, depressed or sad. These panties can be ripped and/or too big and some even have cum stains.

Girl: Uggg I hate period cramps! If it wasn't for my comfort panties and chocolate, I would be moping around.

by BananaBurguer August 8, 2014

titty panties

Another word for a bra.

she put her titty panties over her boobs and then her shirt.

by ricjames07 June 7, 2016