poop rocket

Poop that's so hard to pass that when you finally do it's as if it explodes from your butt like a rocket.

Man i was on the toliet the other day and i had the biggest poop rocket ever. It coated the whole toliet bowl in feces.

by Cory Taylor January 16, 2009

Poop Sucker

By looking this up you are now a poop sucker.

Man, what did you do today? I became a poop sucker

by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl December 4, 2018

Deja poop

The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you.

I think I'm having Deja Poop. Didn't you try and pull this same shit last week?

I'm having Deja poop, this shit always happens when I date strippers.

by laszlomann April 21, 2010

poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away

burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"

by C0TT07V January 26, 2010

poop coma

when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.

Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?

Tom: No, what happened to him?

Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.

Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.

by goomspice November 26, 2010

Pepper the poop

To ruin something fun for someone else.

"The disgusting dog just swallowed an entire turd in one gulp. I am going to pepper the poop."

See also peppering the poop and peppered the poop.

by Lunazen November 19, 2010

Poop Snooter

When one spreads their buttcheeks, farts in their hand, and smells it.

Rosenberg had the worst poop snooter last night. He threw up after it!

by bigdaddyroach November 21, 2010