Lazy Lippy

When your girlfriend is blowing you on the drive home, climbs on your car naked to fuck you, you suggest going to the bedroom. She puts on makeup and lingerie, but your ass passes out while she’s getting ready.

I drank too much tonight and I became a real lazy lippy.

by KWLIP May 24, 2022

Shave lazy

An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.

Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.

It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.

by Ender3030 December 5, 2016

Lazy

You don't have a real job, your wife is a mid-west, and you're Jesus doesn't forgive you.

Hym "I'm not starting from scratch. I'll kill thier kids and spend eternity doing nothing like the lazy piece of shit that I am."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

Lazy

A person who sits on Discord calls and is too busy gaming to even do so much as open task manager to make sure their CPU is doing alright.

A person who is lazy can also be described as a bin.

Friend - Ayy bro, check your CPU.

Lazy Bin - Nah man I'm playing Roblox

Friend - Bruh, you're lazy.

by ItzOrange March 26, 2022

Lazy

Nah, maybe tomorrow

Person 1: bro this n😩😩(noob) is too lazy to write a definition 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

by Nick1245 August 11, 2023

Lazy Needy

When a man has a wank and fills his belly button up with jizz, then leaves it to go crusty.

Hey boss, sorry im late for work. Last night i did a lazy Needy, i spent halfa this morning picking out the crusties.

by THC BOM October 17, 2023

lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018