down NOT across

Words of wisdom used when slitting ones wrists..

"hey emo kids remember, DOWN not ACROSS !!"

by betaMax September 12, 2005

I'm not your bitch

A sentence used for a person being bossy who refuses to do anything himself, saying that you are not his personal slave, or "bitch."

Bob: Hey, Jim, mind grabbin me a Coke?
Jim: Okay.
Bob: Hey, get me a box of tissues.
Jim: Uggh, okay, fine.
Bob: Can you get me the remote for the TV?
Jim: Shut up and do it yourself. I'm not your bitch!

by Matjlav August 30, 2006

i'm not gonna lie

A statement normally used to express the fact that you aren't going to lie about the next statement.

I'm not gonna lie, she's one ugly bitch.

by Reign January 9, 2005

its not you, its me

what guys say when they dont wanna be with you

girl: "but, what did i do?"
guy: "its not you, its me"

by Elly Cloridue February 19, 2009

not gay

Gay.

"I'm not gay." <---- spoken by a closeted homosexual.

by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009

Not gay guy

A man who is CLEARLY homosexual, but won't come out of the closet

"dude, you're so gay"
"I AM NOT*voice cracks* GAY!!"

"ok!ok!" *mumbles* not gay guy...

by datenshi09 November 3, 2010

oomshi but not me

A phrase used when one is complaining about all the attention given to Tumblr user David Oomshi but not their own blog. Usually used when one is feeling lonely and wishing that people would want to talk to them, and they try to get their attention, but nobody listens. Because they are all so focused on Oomshi.
You know why?
Because David Oomshi Oliva is superior to all.

people google oomshi but not me
someone wrote a urbandictionary definition for oomshi but not me
I guess if my URL was a nonsense word it would help

by bluegreengrass June 4, 2013