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Spring Bake

When you use your Spring Break vacation to get higher than Team Rocket when they be blastin off again. *ding*
Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get high as a kite!
Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!
by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021
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Spring's whore

A title made for the best of springs bitches and mutuals
mootie 1: I just added "Spring's whore" to my dn!
Spring: good moot <3
by konoyo11010loading February 8, 2024
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spring love

That relationship that only lasts for a season or a short time
Person 1 “Man, I wish that relationship lasted longer”
Person 2 “Well, even Spring can’t last forever. The seasons have to change eventually. Spring love I like to say”
by ThatWizardGuy November 27, 2024
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Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.
Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
by tiddynope November 1, 2023
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smack a bitch spring

April 13-20th you can smack any bitch you see and they can’t do nothing about it
There’s Sarah good thing it’s smack a bitch spring
by Momma dicksy April 14, 2022
mugGet the smack a bitch springmug.

spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)
"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
mugGet the spring cleaningmug.

Crescent Springs

A place where cute saggin they pants boys live wit they barbie girls they head up to the park and play basketball , people who live here usually get drunk on the weekends cus there ain shit better to do.
by Looooverrrgirr April 29, 2011
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