needle beggar

A Needle Beggar is an term used to define a heroin addict or addicts that are too damn lazy to work to feed their habit, so the addicts aka needle beggar asks or rather begs around for money.

Addict : Hello Auntie Kay, I need some money can you spare me some cash?
Auntie Kay : your only Going to buy heroin with it, Now Fuck off somewhere else you dirty needle beggar!

by SovietSpaghetti November 20, 2013

Needis

A young man who loves to enter the den to play madden, get his heaves in, and burn himself while taking dabs.

It’s smells like Jesus pieces in here Needis, what the fuck where you smoking?

by MenohMonoh69 May 18, 2019

Needlerat

An IV drug user who will say anything, fuck anything, and do anything at the prospect of getting high.

Yeah bro, I hope you didn't give that needlerat $400 to fix her car, you know it's just gonna go right up her arm.

by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020

Needle Fart

When you force a fart out so hard that it causes a sharp pain in your asshole, as if the fart were made of thumb-tacks.

I tried to push out a fart really quickly to impress my friends. It turned out to be a needle fart, and I thought my ass was bleeding.

by FartDoctor December 19, 2010

Needle in a Haystack

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.

Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017

[citation needed]

When you want someone to prove what they just said. Commonly seen in bad Wikipedia articles.

1: "Apparantly, the Greeks invented pudding!"

2:"citation needed"

by RussellLawliet December 31, 2011

Dry Needling

The consensual act of being fucked in the ass without the use of lube.

Good Lord, Janis! You forgot the lube. I know you like it rough, but are sure you’re ready for dry needling?

by Ihateemail December 9, 2019