A souped-up truck, generally with huge tires and a body that is raised. Small Penis Trucks tend to be candy apple red, but can vary in color as well. You can also tell a Small Penis Truck from a normal truck by the fact that the paint is shiny, waxed and has no scratches, this truck is obviously not being utilized any type of truck uses. If the truck looks as bright and shiny as fingernail polish, this is a dead giveaway.
The Small Penis Truck gets its name from the owners of said vehicles. This type of truck is almost always owned by men who are compensating for the small size of their own genitalia. These men have a complex often referred to as Penis Envy. Because there is nothing they can do in order to increase the size of their own genitals, they attempt to show their manhood in other ways. Owning a giant, jacked up truck somehow, in their own minds, makes up for their like of penis size.
These owners of Small Penis Trucks are often dangerous as many of them feel that that they must constantly defend their manhood in violent ways. They are looking for ways to be manly. This can result in road rage, insulting others, starting fights and claiming that women that ignore them "must be lesbians".
This condition can only be cured if these men are mocked mercilessly. To help them, you should point and laugh at their trucks. Hopefully this will get through to them that the truck doesn't make up for their penis inferiority complex.
The Small Penis Truck gets its name from the owners of said vehicles. This type of truck is almost always owned by men who are compensating for the small size of their own genitalia. These men have a complex often referred to as Penis Envy. Because there is nothing they can do in order to increase the size of their own genitals, they attempt to show their manhood in other ways. Owning a giant, jacked up truck somehow, in their own minds, makes up for their like of penis size.
These owners of Small Penis Trucks are often dangerous as many of them feel that that they must constantly defend their manhood in violent ways. They are looking for ways to be manly. This can result in road rage, insulting others, starting fights and claiming that women that ignore them "must be lesbians".
This condition can only be cured if these men are mocked mercilessly. To help them, you should point and laugh at their trucks. Hopefully this will get through to them that the truck doesn't make up for their penis inferiority complex.
"Check out that guy. He must feel inferior about his manliness because he's driving a Small Penis Truck.
by Mako34 August 16, 2011
When one goes into a public bathroom stall that has a glory hole on each side wall. The user then sits on the toilet grabbing a dick in each hand, bears down, then shits loudly making a motorcycle noise.
by Granny dangler April 02, 2019
God damn it Breanna you fucking truck!
by Kaaaytlin February 27, 2016
To pull out before ejaculation during heterosexual intercourse and dump your load on her rather than in her in an attempt to avert pregnancy.
by Joshinak August 22, 2006
Any coffee that has set on the burner all day and has a scorched flavor and aroma. Tastes as if it was filtered through the briefs of a long hall trucker.
I told the waitress I'd wait on a fresh pot of coffee because I'm not a big fan of the truck stop blend.
by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011
by billy westler September 23, 2009
by clipzisreewee January 07, 2020