Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me
by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020
Get the Cookie Murdering bitchmug. by Qad Nior January 1, 2023
Get the sonical murdermug. Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"
Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"
People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."
Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"
People "Yes."
Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"
People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"
Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"
People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."
Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"
People "Yes."
Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"
People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"
Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
Get the It's not our fault our kids are getting murderedmug. A: Did you hear that Greg got arrested?
B: I’m not surprised, I knew him in high school and he was such a murder boy
B: I’m not surprised, I knew him in high school and he was such a murder boy
by nowherenohownobody December 21, 2020
Get the murder boymug. It was an accident
by I didn't kill her October 19, 2021
Get the Murdermug. by The_Piechamp December 26, 2024
Get the Murdermug. Joe: "You need to keep your pimp hand strong. Bitch slap that woman!"
Ed: "Bitch slap?! I'll murder fist her!"
Ed: "Bitch slap?! I'll murder fist her!"
by JiggleBaby501 June 15, 2016
Get the Murder Fistmug.